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A Letter to You from satan
May 29, 2008 | 10:07 AM
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I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.  You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night.  You are so un-thankful, I like that about you.


I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.


You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God.

Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've had. We have been ... watching dirty movies, cursing people out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions, no respect for the Church, bad attitudes.



SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever.  I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.

I'd like to say 'THANKS' for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. When you are tempted to sin, you give in. HA HA HA, you make me sick.


Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.



Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous.

 

Don't get me wrong, I still hate you, IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.

P.S.  If you love me, you won't share this
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noshamejamezzz read my blog view my photos
May 30, 2008 | 12:43 PM

WOW,well said!
Martin_Kaine read my blog view my photos
May 30, 2008 | 5:04 PM

I don't know what you did to him, but Lucifer never speaks to me that way. He has always been honest about the price of vice and never judged me.

He even hooked me up with a kick ass Townhouse on 666 Fahrenheit Avenue. It's only teeth nashing distance from the Lava Pool. There is a restaurant just off lava flow road and Jimmy Hendrix, Elvis, and Buddy Holly jam all day with new guests all the time.

If you like I can see about helping to smooth out this riff between you and the Dark Lord.
aksjfd read my blog
May 31, 2008 | 2:42 AM

Martin--love it.
southerngold read my blog view my photos
May 31, 2008 | 10:51 PM

your "brain" is wired weird kaine-kaine
southerngold read my blog view my photos
May 31, 2008 | 10:53 PM

& aksjfd - you love what ? kaine-kaine's blathering ?
hopn4bst read my blog
May 31, 2008 | 10:55 PM

Yeah pass out shovels, bootleg ice water, you sure are in a cloud, satan likes that about you, martin. he! he! he!...
southerngold read my blog view my photos
May 31, 2008 | 11:01 PM

hi Jamezzz! glad to see you around. not my words though, it was one of those emails that makes it around ...

'tis how i see the evil red one - ugly, slinking around tempting us, probably has sulfurous odor, leathery skin, yellow eyes, long & dirty talons - laughing when we stumble, trying to steal us from God.

i would never call him a lord as kaine does
Martin_Kaine read my blog view my photos
Jun 1, 2008 | 1:06 PM

Hey I'm just having a little fun. I,m on God's side with you.

Southerngold, in spite of our past exchanges I harbor you no ill will. I'm just being a little silly.

Hail Satan!!

lol I'm kidding.




....or am I?

muhahahahahaha!!!
southerngold read my blog view my photos
Jun 1, 2008 | 11:12 PM

~ makes the sign of the cross ~ at kaine's post, and ~ mists a little Holy Water ~ on my screen!

ya look a little sinister; i wouldn't be surprised at all to find some relation there, kaine
southerngold read my blog view my photos
Jun 2, 2008 | 12:12 AM

Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.
wolffie read my blog
Jun 6, 2008 | 9:56 AM

SouthernGold beautiful post thank you

Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.
tj3891 read my blog view my photos
Jun 10, 2008 | 2:20 PM

southerngold you must be kin to smoot and langford,,,,you're an idiot!
tj3891 read my blog view my photos
Jun 10, 2008 | 2:21 PM

what an ididot
NewDawn223 read my blog
Jun 14, 2008 | 8:46 AM

southerngold, I just found your blog and very much enjoy it. Thank you for the blessing.
southerngold read my blog view my photos
Jun 15, 2008 | 8:13 PM

tj3891 - we are all connected through Christ - so if i'm related to your kin smoot & langford - so are you. you are one of the most negative people i've seen on these boards, you have nothing nice to say to anyone. i have no clue why you attack me - back off bozo. it is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and prove it ... paraphrased from Mark Twain. fits you to a tee, tj person. you just prove yourself a fool over and over
southerngold read my blog view my photos
Jun 15, 2008 | 8:14 PM

thanks for the kindness wolfie and dawn, your comments are most appreciated, so glad you enjoyed.

xoxo
tj3891 read my blog view my photos
Jun 15, 2008 | 8:24 PM

BITE ME,,,FOOL
southerngold read my blog view my photos
Jun 15, 2008 | 8:57 PM

tj moron - if you post anything else negative it will be deleted and you reported. if you don't have anything to contribute to the board related to the discussion keep your foul mouth closed and move on about your evil business. get the away satan's spawn
mello08 read my blog view my photos
Jun 17, 2008 | 4:06 PM

Southerngold, well said. I find it quiet disturbing that Kaine says he is a "christian" but makes fun. tj needs to keep his satanic comments to himself. tj, r u feeling a little uncomfortable now that you realize satan is preying on you. U can BITE ME!
mello08 read my blog view my photos
Jun 18, 2008 | 11:43 PM

Kaine, did I here you right? Your on gods side.
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