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When the advance of technology out paces the evolution of human wisdom strange things are bound to happen. We are currently able to perform medical procedures that were only science fiction fifty short years ago. We can exchange organs, limbs, and tissue. The ability to alter DNA and completely reprogram any living thing is only right around the corner. Some of these new technologies are controversial. For some they represent a monumental advance in medical technology. For others they are an abomination against God and nature.

Then there are a few who seek the breast of both worlds.

The dawn of the quadraboob is upon us. All be it a very select few that have actually received the surgery, at least three European medical research facilities are offering upper back breast addition surgery. Is more really better? Why did these researchers perfect a means to attache breasts to a woman's back when there are so many other more important things to research?

The answer as always is money.

The fashion industry is huge in terms of wealth, but as any of you that may have seen clips of fashion shows on the news can attest, these guys are running out of ideas. From the very beginning they have only had two basic forms to work with, the male and the female, both of which are relatively simple. There is only so much or so little you can put on someone. They are desperate. Many fashion designers have become so afraid of stagnating that they are designing clothes for pets in an attempt to preserve their creativity.

A third option would provide them a "blank canvas" so to speak. If there were a quadrafem as well as a female and male a whole new family of attire would evolve. Imagine what it will do for bra companies alone.

Previously if a photographer wanted to get a great butt shot and breast shot in the same shot he needed two girls in the shot. Not anymore. One hot quadrafem can give you a great T & A shot in one shot on one girl.

Did you know that in the United States and Europe, for every person viewing a family friendly website, there are 8.5 people viewing hard core pornography? It's true. The fountain of information on the Internet is a modern marvel. Never before has so much information been so readily available to so many. You can read holy texts of any religion known, learn physics, browse art, research your ancestry, conduct business transactions, and even chat in real time with someone on the other side of the planet.

All that available at our fingertips but into the google search bar we type "hot young Asian sluts"!! Sad is it not? Which brings us back to money. Like it or not, porn is big business. The Internet has hurt the sales of books, magazines, and DVDs, but the porn industry has capitalized big time online. The yearly profits of the porn industry's websites make the profits of big oil look like a second grade knock knock joke.

Competition in porn is fierce. They have done damn near everything they can do trying to out freak each other. Watching people have sex seems rather tame after watching transsexual mutant dwarfs from Brazil put live eels in each other's...... Well what I'm saying is that as the porn fan becomes dependant on perversion only greater perversion will give him the same thrill.

Quadrabreasted porn actresses open up a whole new dimension of perverse possibilities. They could revolutionize doggy style. Bending down for a boob squeeze, catching a cramp, and breaking rhythm will become a thing of the past. The option to smack that booty or squeeze those love melons will both be easily within arms reach. The things that a creative pervert can do with women that have four breasts is only limited by the imagination of German porn directors. If you didn't know, German porn directors have no limits and no souls.

There are a few that try to legitimize this procedure. They claim it helps balance in larger women. They claim freedom of choice. If I can tattoo every inch of my skin, if I can have my member surgically enlarged, if teen aged girls can get breast enhancements, if unborn infants can be murdered for convenience, then why shouldn't someone be able to have breasts on their back?

I have to admit they have a point. I believe that a person should be free to make their own choices even if I don't agree with those choices. I am, in many ways, a libertarian at heart.

I just imagine what my late Great Grandfather would have said if I had told him in 1975 that in just over thirty years some women would have four breasts. I'm not sure if he would have laughed at me or just slapped me in the head.

I'm afraid that the expression "Luckier than a two peckered dog" might not just be an expression much longer.

I want to know who it is that teaches cashiers in training to hand the customer the bills and receipt, then pile the change on top of it all leaving the customer to find himself in this weird balance and sort multitask/agility exercise.

How many times have you dropped your change? How embarrassing is it to be standing there in the way separating your bills and putting them in your wallet and putting the receipt in the sack and putting the change in your pocket or purse? Who the hell came up with this procedure?

If someone asked me to think up the stupidest way to hand a person three ones, a five, a receipt, and sixty eight cents I honestly don't think I could come up with anything more retarded than our current cashier to customer change and receipt transfer system.

Listen, any cashiers or managers that train cashiers, hand the customer the change first, they will drop it in their pocket/purse, and you then put the receipt in the top and most easily accessible sack in the buggy. Now hand the customer the bills and they can put them in their wallet/purse and walk away, keeping the line flowing and avoiding any embarrassing clumsiness.

Why is this so difficult? Who screwed this up? They should be beaten with a partially frozen carp.

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