Martin_Kaine's Blog

We all have our opinions on immigration. The immigration debate, for the most part, is focused on our southern border. I fear we are ignoring the evil that is slowly creeping in from our northern border.

I call this evil, Canada!! [ insert evil instrumental theme music here]

Canadians suck because they think they are superior to everyone else. They think they have evolved to the point of being above violence.The truth is they don't have to have a military or worry about war because they are so close to us that we would never allow anyone to invade canada.

So what are they doing with all those billions of dollars that they don't have to spend on military like we do? One would think that they would have acheived societal perfection but one would be dead wrong.

What they have acheived is a completely disfunctional welfare state where the government decides what they can and can't hear, say, or think, and at the same time convinced them all that they are the most fair minded, free thinkers in the world.

Did you know that until recently Fox News was banned in Canada? The liberals that run the place felt threatened by opposing views so they banned it and convinced the people that it was a tool of the right wing conspirators used to brain wash the American people. They convinced the Canadians that it was for there own good that they be protected from right wing propaganda.

Apparently the Canadian government feels that the Canadian people are not capable of thinking for themselves.

This is what bothers me the most about the so called "liberal intellectual elite". They want the people to be dependant on them. They want to decide how the people think and live. They believe that the common folk simply are not smart enough to live without them making choices on their behalf.

The truth is that no group of people is more out of touch with real life than the lib elite. They have no idea what middle class or poor class life is like and most of all they have no idea that the people they falsely claim to want to help don't really care to have their choices made for them and would be just as content if the liberal elite were to all drop dead.

Canada has become a country of liberal elite wannabees. They are the most arrogant, condescending, snooty, useless, wastes of oxygen that I have ever encountered. They are a socialist state, well on their way to communism.

Take a look at the image below.

Note that the blue are liberal democrat states, light blue are leaning left, red are the good guys, and orange is on the fence.

These are poll results for the 2006 senate race.

Notice the solid blue stripe across the top of America. What do those states all have in common?

1. They are all leaning left.

2. They all border Canada.

By the process of osmosis, the gayness of Canada is seeping into the northern part of the USA. This is a terrifying but completely natural phenomenon.

Suckassity tends to move from areas of a high concentration to areas of a low concentration. The only way to stop it is to install a barrier that stupidity can't penetrate.

We also have to hunt down and deport all the moose people and half breed moose babies that might be living in those states.

Moose people are hard to indentify because they look a lot like us.

Here are some things to look for to help you identify the moose people.

1. They cringe when passing a church. They hate christians because moose people are godless and have no soul. If you throw holy water on them it will turn into Molson beer.

2. They are rebelious, but in a very retarded way. If they are making a purchase on an item that is 20% off, they will not accept it because they feel they deserve 30% off. They will refuse to accept the discount and pay full price to prove their point.

3. They all suffer from a serious inferiority complex. One reason is that they live in a country that doesn't matter. They have no sense of national pride and they don't acknowledge the existence of anything greater than themselves.

4. They have floppy heads especially around the jaw area. I know that doesn't make sense but you will know what I mean when you see one.

Hopefully we will invade Canada someday and send them all to France with the rest of the pansies. They won't be any less miserable but they will fit right in and we will be much better off.